The College Campus is for sale. Administrations sell naming rights to buildings to make money. Here at UVU we have sold some names to the wrong people.

Browning Administration (Administration): where the brown-nosing happens. Or maybe it's what happens to student's pants when they come in to pay tuition.

Losee Center (Student services): where the losers hang out.

Pope Science (Chemistry, Earth Science, Physics): An admission that Science is our new religion, and that hard science is its Pope.

Fugal Gateway Building (hallway): So frugal they left off the "r," and the rooms.

Do'TERRA Training Dome (soccer field): like the company, the structure supported by nothing but air.

Faculty Annex (faculty offices): the on-campus trailer park.

Sparks Automotive (auto shop classes): this is self evident.

Young Alumni Building (Alumni services): appeals only to the old alumni.